“have you had one of them blueberry pies at Bojangles? they’re supposed to be good for you, those blueberries. they got those anti-toxins.” – overheard at the Charlottle Airport, terminal B—use your imagination with the Southern accent.
“uhm, I think this milk is a little…oh! it’s buttermilk. hmmm…” - heard through an open window in Emeryville.