Who, Me?

A conversation that will take place sometime in the very near future:

Beta Wife: Hey, what happened to that bag of Cadbury chocolate eggs?
Alpha Cook: Huh?
Beta Wife: I said, what happened to the bag of chocolate eggs?
Alpha Cook: Oh, you mean the ones with the crispy sugared shell and delicious milk chocolate?
Beta Wife: (with hands on hips) Uh-huh.
Alpha Cook: (with sincere puzzled look) I have no idea.