A Healthy Strawberry Dessert

Yeah, I said it. Healthy. And very simple. So easy a beta cook could do it.

Strawberry and Fig “Parfait”

3 whole wheat Fig Newtons (or similar fruit bars)
5-6 medium strawberries, sliced
1 scoop vanilla bean ice cream or
vanilla frozen yogurt (yogurt is the healthy option)
1 Tbsp Amaretto liquor

1. Crumble the Fig Newtons into a mug (or a sturdy, oversized martini glass, if you want to get all fancy).
2. Top with sliced strawberries and yogurt/ice cream.
3. Pour over the Amaretto liquor.

Top with whipped cream if you want to cancel out the good-for-you aspect.

Beta Wife says: Wait a second here, do I need to call the BADL (Beta Anti-Defamation League)? We can cook too, damn it!

Printed Retraction of Above Statement: In no way did I mean to imply that beta cooks are not as capable as the skilled, and very gifted alpha cooks. My bad.